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Tired of boring shirts that say nothing? This one does the heavy lifting for you. The “NOT ON THE EPSTEIN LIST” tee is soft, comfy, and just subtle enough to make strangers do a double-take before nervously laughing. Printed in bold, no-nonsense lettering, it’s equal parts fashion statement and conversation ender. Perfect for anyone who likes their wardrobe with a side of dark humor and zero apologies.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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